Urbandictionary com define php
1) The third letter in most alphabets.
2) A powerful coding language.
3) A note / key position in music; the key position with no flats or sharps.
4) The chemical abbreviation for Carbon.
1) C is for cookie, and that’s enough for me.
3) The piece had no flats or sharps because it was written in C position.
C
C
The best answer to choose in a multiple choice question if u dont know it!
(Also if the questions asks u to write the answer down, u can always change the C into the letter a, b, or d! That way u can complain to the teacher that he/she marked the test wrong!) LOL ITS PERFECTSSS
Retard: AHH fuck i dunno the answer to this question!
Smart Kid: If u study before u dont have to use C!
Retards: Smacks him in the head STFU nerd!
C
An extremely powerful computer language on which the foundations of most other mid-level and RAD languages are based. Although it is not object-oriented like C++ and Java, it compiles into tighter code that occupies less space. It is used most frequently for applications designed to run in tight conditions, such as on a computer with a slow CPU and/or a small amount of memory. It is also closer to assembly language than it is to mid-level languages (on the spectrum of computer languages, C is toward the low end of the mid-level languages), making it more difficult to fully master than most languages.
//a more interesting Hello World program
#include
typedef struct <
int x;
char c50;
void (*func)(char*);
> MY_HELLO_STRUCTURE;
void main(void) <
ms.x++;
sprintf(ms.c,»Hello World (for the «)
switch (ms.x%10) <
case 1:
sprintf(ms.c+21,»%dst time»,ms.x);
break;
case 2:
sprintf(ms.c+21,»%dnd time»,ms.x);
break;
case 3:
sprintf(ms.c+21,»%drd time»,ms.x);
break;
default:
sprintf(ms.c+21,»%dth time»,ms.x);
break;
>
ms.func=draw;
(*ms.func)(ms.c);
return;
>
Weeb
A weeb is a person who is interested in anime and Japanese culture. There is an important difference between a weeb and a weeaboo. The latter is a person who denounced their own culture, believe they are, or want to become, Japanese, they have a waifu or body pillow if some sort and watch hentai. Weebs are normal people who like anime and may have some merch
Weeb: Dude, I just have to say it, I like anime.
Friend: Fuck I don’t wanna be friends with a weeaboo.
Weeb: I’m not a weeaboo, I’m not creepy about it and I don’t want to be Japanese. I just like genre of TV.
Weeb
Weeb
Dude, I showed my mom that anime last night and she finished the whole series in a day. I created a weeb.
Weeb
A less hardcore weaboo that isn’t obsessed with anime so much as likes it a lot, and might think a character is cute but not treat them like a waifu or have a body pillow. A weeb is aware and will joke about themselves and sarcastically use “senpai” and anime memes like “omae wa mo shindeiru.” Can be weirdos or try hard but not the level of evil that weaboo are at.
Weeb
The most dangerous and frightening person you shall ever encounter and thyself will become one if not careful
Weeb
Verse 1
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
Pre-Chorus 1
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Chorus
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Verse 2
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
Pre-Chorus 2
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see
Chorus
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Bridge
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
Verse 2
We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
We know the game and we’re gonna play it
Pre-Chorus 1
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand
Friend: did u do it
Me: yes
Friend: what did it cost
Me: everything
pundit
A person who claims to be an expert and markets him or herself as such, but has no discernable income or prior background being a practitioner in the subject matter they purport to represent. These individuals are usually offered talking points and a buried stipend (read: paid off) by a special interest group, such as a political party or industry lobby then go on to blog or make media appearances promoting their point of view to the detriment of people who are real-life practitioners and subject matter experts.
Andy is a pundit on technology issues but doesn’t seem to have any real-world experience doing the things he promotes. Through some digging we can discover he is actually an industry shill.
pundit
a person who speaks with the tone of authority but is often found out to be just a big gasbag handing you a lot of stuff.
pundit
pundit
As stated by Enormo from http://www.boingboing.net/2009/03/10/nbc-stars-whimper-ab.html#comment-435381 which is in regards to Jon Stewart versus NBC’s Jim Cramer and Joe Scarborough on stock losses:
«Scarborough is a pundit. A pundit is a comedian who sucks at making people laugh.»
Pundit
A portmanteau of pun and bandit, signifies someone who tells far too many puns. May optionally imply particular cleverness or skill.
Facebook pundit
A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.
Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He’s always talking about political stuff. He’s such a Facebook pundit.
Period
Suzy is on her period.
Her boyfriend bought her chocolate, she the whole bag without saying a thanks. Her friends run from her, scared she will snap. Her glare says it all, and the stain on pants proves it. Suzy’s uterus isn’t happy, it wants a child. But Suzy’s uterus doesn’t know that at 14 if she got pregnant that would ultimately ruin her life. She would be working 2 jobs to feed her kid after her parents kicked her out , she lives in a dirty apartment, and is addicted to drugs for her sorrows drown her.
Don’t give in to the uterus kids.
Stay strong
Stay in school.
Period
Period
Period
The feeling of a samurai sword cutting into lower abdomen and twisting around into lower spine, constipation and stones smashing brain. Craving chocolate and blankets, due to fever and hormonal imbalances.
Period
Hell designed specifically for women to give them pain and punishment. Something that seems exciting when your 12 but when you actually get it you hate it.
Period
1: a specified amount of time
2: a window of time that a woman experiences agony in their unchartered territory and can last long, usually noticed by blood stains because the vagina is leaking blood
1: there’s only a period of time before some strange thing happens
2: Why is there blood coming out of me? i did not cout myself. oh shit. my period. . . . AUGHHHH.
3: WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THAT A PERIOD IS A SIMPLE DOT.